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Computer tries to update. Crashes itself. (2 days ago?)

Antivirus wants to restart computer after update. Computer starts to shut down, tells me antivirus is preventing shutdown. (after the crash)

Computer spontaneously crashes and restarts, sometimes when I leave it alone. (I'm used to this now)

I think I've bumped this laptop into things too many times.

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