Tunner

[philippos42]

I think it was Friday I was trying to come up with a suitably unique and silly-sounding Anglo-American man's name, & landed on "Gaines Tunner." Woke up the next day realizing it sounded like "Gains a ton." Not my intention. So, yeah, big guy will probably be a Thomas.

But if I wanted a whimsical name for a ridiculously fat man, maybe that would work.